EDIT: Looking for a tropical winter destination please!.I have plenty of housekeeping skills, bar tending and service skills & am Massage therapist PT..Good cook too❣️
I NEED ADVENTURE❣️

Hello all!... I am 59, no kids and NEVER been married... I know, RIGHT?,... I am an effin, DELIGHT! ... Hahaha ... I can laugh at myself as easy as you can too and have been told I am fun to be around!...(do have a 7lb 🐶ESA service animal as I wear oxygen…but that doesn’t stop me❣️)

***NOT INTO A RANDOM, NAKED, SCREW THE SKIPPER TRIP...so PLEASE... DON’T make things AWKWARD or CREEPY❗️***

I recently did the S.Eastern Asia solo and hung out with kids half my age and they will be my friends for life ...they all called me Momma love! ...and I LOVED feeling included with the younger crowd...keeping me young at heart!,..I am originally from Michigan so my MAIN open water experience has been on the Great Lakes! (I dare you to say there are no swells or surf!) Chicago to Mac is one of THE BEST Regattas ever..although I would SO love to see dolphins riding the bow...or maybe a Fluke or get lucky and catch a breach!.I LOVE to have fun and can usually turn anything into a game of sorts, and get everyone giggling when we don’t need to be serious...because I DO know there are certainly times for that!..am not so much a GUNG HO racer...I prefer to Lolligag and enjoy the company and scenery sharing the experience and making long lasting memories!..I am a supporter of the guys from 4Ocean and you will hear me talk about their efforts to help with the massive plastic wasteland that stretches for miles in the beautiful blue waters 😪..Ilike to teach recycling to the third world countries and children everywhere because it is so not fair what we have left them with..I pray that those of you with grand and great grand children can rest in peace, when time comes, knowing you did what you could, so they could experience the wild nature you did as a child😘Permission to come aboard?

clean & tidycommitteddiligentdiscreeteasy-goingenthusiasticfriendlyrespectfulskilledtrustworthyconfident swimmerrarely/unlikely seasickgood listenergood communicatorno facial piercingstravel light (little luggage)eager to learn & workpoliteLGBTIQA+ respectfulLGBTIQA+ orientedpositive outlookopen mindedsense of humorcan pay own expensesavailable on my ownready to partyenjoy cookingdon't mind cleaningcan follow ordersenjoy teachingbuy my own boat one daylive on little moneylearn a languagewish to bring a pet

VERY STRONG SWIMMER❣️Momma raised me right so I am polite, respectful, courteous, but can talk like a sailor when I am in the correct place!...I will always act like a lady around those she-she-foo-foo types and children...not having my own I DID volunteer to be a a Girl Scout Leader and was the favorite one (if I do say so myself!)...I have owned and managed my own bead stores with staff of 16 for over 10 years...I love every color of the rainbow ...an asshole is an asshole no matter what color...and love is love❣️
I absolutely LOVE to cook I just never have anyone to cook for...I am also an excellent bartender and have had many jobs tending and waitressing...about 16 years ago I was certified in massage therapy, in the state of California....when I left the west coast I started my bead stores so I never got re- certified, but still give an excellent rub...I cannot handle more than 3 a day due to my arthritic hands it is grueling...and a little boring to be honest!...HA!
I DO have a belly button piercing but you won’t see me in a bikini!...I have an ankle tattoo but it is tasteful and done in white ink so it is barely noticeable...I am a FIRM believer of treating others how you would like to be treated and I go out of my way to talk to the “ out of place” people trying to make them feel welcome....
I have always wanted to sail around the world or Yacht!...but I am just a poor white chick who never married so I never got HALF of any hunks junk!... I can manage money GIVEN there is enough to survive on...preferably in cash form (what the man doesn’t know...he doesn’t need to!) I must admit...I DO like to buy lil trinkets everywhere I go...and gifts sometimes gag gifts, for new fun friends... ***i DO have a difficulty acclimating in the morning when abruptly woken up... I have told people some crazy stuff, like crawl under a grapefruit ...and hand me my drumsticks... yeah... I know... I have some quirks... but I am damned entertaining!.....*****IF YOU ARE CONTACTING ME BY PHONE...I was hit with click bait so I am bombarded with TONS of RANDOM sales freaks...PLEASE LEAVE ME A TEXT SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO GET ME INTO YOUR PAIN CLINIC OR SELL ME DIABETIC SUPPLIES...I need neither 😝❣️*****
This winter of 2024-2025...I am all alone in the world and MORE THEN READY for an adventure😘❣️ I am a jewelry artist so I intend on bringing supplies to possibly supplement my income❣️

have a holidayshare experienceshare charter costsvisit remote placesseek adventurefulfill a dreamface challengescareer changefinding myselfgain experiencelearn to saillive off the gridsustainable traveltravel

Traveling and the water make my heart BEAT....my lungs expand and my soul sing!...you can NEVER have enough friends in your life....meeting GOOD friends and LIFE LONG friends is priceless...so many of my friends do not even own a passport (gotta get mine updated though🥴) and I feel so sad for them...I want to pop their boring little bubbles!...yeah It may have been nice to have a child..:but I still am a kid at heart...there is SO much to do and see on this big blue marble of ours....and I wish I was wealthy enough in the paper and health version to do and see it ALL...pick me... let’s play!!... YAY!.., you just have to promise me that you are NOT psycho and WON’T chop me into lil pieces and use me as chum😳....that wouldn’t be nice or cool at ALL!...haha ☮️